I receive from my friend this piece of fiction based on the story chronicles the successful Chilean miners.
If that had happened in a mine in Italian, things would go like this:
- Day 1: all united to save the miners, direct TV 24h, Bertolaso \u200b\u200bon the spot.
- Day 2: by Bruno Vespa model of the mine, with Barbara Palombelli, Belen and Lele Mora.
- Day 3: initial difficulties, the search for culprits and responsibilities:
BERLUSCONI: blame the Communists; ;
DI PIETRO: guilty of conflict of interest;
;
BERSANI: ... ... where, when ... but what happened?
BOSSI: all southerners, leave them there;
;
Capezzone's not a tragedy is a great opportunity and merit of this government and this prime minister;
FINI: My brother has nothing to do, was in Monaco with his Ferrari along with a chick ;
- Day 4: TOTTI dedicate a goal to all the miners;
- Day 5: POPE prekiera do we do to the miners in ke qvesti ciorni zono close to tiavolo!
- Day 6: set the audience a window in "Who see?" and Barbara d'Urso interviewing the children of miners "Tell me, do you miss daddy?"
- 7th to 15th day: all the newscasts and talk shows talk about the topic, interviewing fathers, mothers, lovers, children throw into every aspect of life of the unfortunate;
- the Day 16 Lazio lose at home to Parma for the fault of the original door of Burkina Faso - paid € 1 million per kilogram - that instead of trying to fend scaccolarsi nose with the gloves and the news of the mine will disappear by magic from all the media;
- fails all attempts Bertolaso, who is appointed as head of the World civil protection and moved directly from the field of mine rescue in Geneva;
- After a month out from the mine to the miners made their utter disinterest in, digging with their hands;
- A year later, the 33 miners, already made redundant, are charged with damage to the mine site;
- One of them is in the Big Brother and another became a regular guest at the Sanremo Festival;
- The others arrabattano;
THE ITALIANS MAKE IT BETTER!
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